Music. Lesson. Was. The. BOMB. Of course, not literally. Well, we were asked to learn some ballroom dances (Surprised? Yes, i had to DANCE a WALTZ), namely waltz. The teacher, Ms Tan, showed us a few dances on video. Han Wei, when introduced to "Jive" during the first slide, turned to Poh Ann (my friend who couldn't swim) and said, "Eh, Poh Ann! DIVE!" We moved on to Waltz first. Apparently, Walzen means to roll or glide. And during the video, there was no rolling. Lionel, Han Wei, and Jon Tan ZY were extremely creative on the moves though. They were horny and that's that. Moving on to the Jive, which was a "fast" and "BOUNCY" kind of dance. During the video, if you really looked at Heng Yi, you will see him staring at the video (probably because the woman's boobs were bouncing during the fast dance). Han Wei pointed it out and said, "Eh, Jive is REALLY BOUNCY". The whole class laughed for a full 5 minutes NON-STOP. Hahahaha. Then we learned some instruments, namely the Guiro. It's an instrument that uses a stick and you're supposed to RUB it on some wooden gourd thing. Heng Yi, once again, asked a stupid and horny question. "Do you have to rub it hard?" The teacher explained to him, which was really not funny at all. And then she finally understood. "Eh this is music lesson lah, not science lesson." Then we had to learn the rythm of the Latin musics, which was also called "syncopation". Han Wei, once again, started being stupid. "Cheek-oh-pek tion". In the end he had to guard the door, with Lionel. Then we had to dance the footing for waltz (whichever girl wants to dance with me please feel free to approach me. =) Ok, never mind) while they guard. We had to use newspaper for the "box" footing thingamajing. And, being ourselves, we danced and tore the newspapers. Leroy stepped on Lee Kuan Yew's face on his newspaper, and Marcus put Lee Kuan Yew's picture in between his legs like wanting to pee on him. Looking forward to the next music lesson =) I'm so happy!! XD
